dear ***
I encourage you to embrace baldness
I am dancing with some serious thinning up top
but I am going with it
like its equally feared cousin, gray hair,
baldness conveys an aura of seniority and experience
(whether deserved or not)
which admittedly sucks in some situations
but is curiously valuable in others
just remember the thin hair paradox:
the shorter you cut it, the fuller it looks
I don't care why that's true, it just is
anyway, with this info
and the right attitude
you'll be hitting more stripes than a cue ball
no pun intended
