Tuesday, August 22, 2006

FW: Really bad jokes!

...Perfect for my amigos and amigas! Happy Friday!

Q: What's blue and fucks old people?
A: Hypothermia.

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Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
A: Something a woman does while a guy is f*cking her.
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Q: Why did God create yeast infections?
A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt once in a while too.
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Q. What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson?
A. Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at least 13 years old.
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Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A. Marry it.
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Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
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Q. How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A. The cake jumps out of the girl.
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Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
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Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
A. Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.

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