RE: Asia

good to hear from you ***...glad to hear you are living the life of the curious monk, wandering the world in search of humanity, philosophical foundation, and what the chinese call "quichi," or in some mandarin dialects, "poontang." your quest is inspiring to me, and at one point - sooner than you think - i will join you for a small portion.

with that happy encounter simmering in your mind's eye, let me ask you a favor: if, in your upcoming travels, you should bump into one Indiana Jones, pass him a message for me. tell him i'll pay double what Monsieur et la Cuunt has offered him if he'll deliver the sankara stones to a negro i employ in Jakarta. if Jones asks for the password, raise one eyebrow and whisper "Dusseldorf wienies."

that's all for now from San Diego, where it has been constantly raining, and where the mud slides down the hills like it did from you when you had that case of Montezuma's revenge in Me-hi-co. ciao for now!

Subject: yo yo

big *, what's up dude! our mutual comrade *** the Vulgar tells me you're in germany, spreading your good cheer and screwing desperate east german chicks in the ruins of the berlin wall. i'd expect nothing less, of course.

anyways, i'm writing because i'm going to be in NYC in March, and i was wondering (though i haven't seen you in years, and had hoped to keep it that way) if i might be able to crash at your pad for a couple of nights? obviously if you are still in germany or have several orgies scheduled at that time, i can find other accomodations. but i thought i'd ask anyway...and if you are in town, at the very least i'd like you to take me out on the town and buy me a drink.

drop me a line if you get a chance, my good man. and not that you need it, but here's a tip on german women...they love it when you say "i'd buy that for a deutschmark!"...for whatever reason, those words are the keys to the volkswagen if you know what i mean. that's a free one from me to you, my man! peace.